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- [tape ripping]
- [muffled cry]
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[Cheyenne screaming]
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Ready?
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[both] Okay!
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You're player of the week
and we're here to say
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that you are being kidnapped,
so you better obey.
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We love the way you tackle.
We love the way you block!
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- So come on and--
- What's going on?
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Mom, you hold 'em down,
and I'll whack 'em with the mallet.
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It's Marci and Luanne.
They're on the drill team.
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Mom, you hold 'em down,
and I'll whack 'em with the mallet.
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It's okay. They're just doing
the kidnap breakfast.
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How did you get into my house?
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Coach Hart has a key.
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Not anymore, he doesn't.
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Luanne, why wasn't I told about this?
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I mean, don't you think
if there's anyone who can get
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Van fired up for a game, it's me?
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[muffled chuckle]
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- What are you smiling about?
- [muffled speaking]
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Well, you're not on drill team anymore.
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And you haven't showed up
for the last few spirit meetings,
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so we figured you didn't want
to do stuff like this anymore.
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Hello! I'm pregnant.
I'm throwing up at 7:00 a.m.
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Well, you're welcome to come with us.
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We made Van the Wildcat Breakfast.
Bacon, sausage and ham,
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all scrambled up in eggs
and swimming in salsa!
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Ugh! Did you have to say salsa?
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- [muffled speaking]
- Don't worry. I'll take care of her.
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Let's go!
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It's 5:00 a.m.
Somebody oughta whack me with a mallet.
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[theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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{\an8}[Marci and Luanne grunt]
Ungawa! Van has got the power!
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{\an8}Okay! Well, thanks for breakfast!
I'll see you all at school.
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{\an8}[Marci and Luanne] Go, Van!
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{\an8}So, looks like being a football player
makes you pretty popular with the girls.
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{\an8}Yeah, they'll do anything for you.
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{\an8}That's how Cheyenne and I got together.
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{\an8}Oh, that's so nice to hear.
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{\an8}Oh, so you're back.
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{\an8}How was your little breakfast?
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{\an8}Oh, come on, you're not mad, are you?
I had to go. It's tradition.
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{\an8}- Well, it's a stupid tradition.
- Cheyenne, how can you say that?
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{\an8}You're a Pepette. You took the oath.
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{\an8}Don't you remember last year,
when you broke into my house to kidnap me?
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- Remember?
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{\an8}After you tied me up, you told
the other girls to go warm up the car?
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- [chuckles] Yeah!
- Yeah.
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Good Lord! What exactly was in that oath?
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{\an8}Hey, uh, Mrs. H, I got a little problem.
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{\an8}See, the Player of the Week, that's me!
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{\an8}So I heard. "Ungawa!"
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{\an8}Anyway, his parents are supposed to throw.
a pregame steak dinner for the team.
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But since my folks hate me, I was kind of
wondering if you wouldn't mind doing it.
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Gee, Van, I've never been to one
of those dinners before.
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Brock used to tell me
about 'em, but... [chuckles]
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I'm pretty sure I don't want a busload
of hungry football players
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invadin' my livin' room.
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Oh, no. Please, Mom?
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It'd be great to have it here.
Come on. You've fed the drill team before.
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Yeah! Forty weight-conscious girls!
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You almost ate me out of carrots.
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I'll even help you.
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I knew it was a lot to ask,
but I don't have anyone else.
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And everyone knows you're
the awesomest cook ever!
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I guess I can just tell them that maybe
somebody with parents can do it.
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Oh, all right. I guess I am the mother
of a football player now.
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Aww, thanks, Mom!
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You're the best!
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Boy, he sure makes it hard to say no.
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Tell me about it. [laughs]
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- Hey there!
- I thought I had your key.
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- Aw, this is B.J.'s.
- It's just for emergencies.
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In case of an emergency,
you keep her away from my house.
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So, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go dig a pit in the backyard,
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so I can grill 60 steaks at one time.
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That's why we're here.
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We're about to do you a big favor.
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We're going to introduce you to the bible.
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A couple of nice young boys came by
earlier and told me all about it.
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Not that Bible. This bible.
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"The Westchester Wildcat
Pregame Steak Dinner Bible."
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Oh, you got to be kiddin'.
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This is football, Reba.
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There's no kiddin'.
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This was created in '79, and honed
and perfected for over a decade.
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Now, before every home game,
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the Wildcats gather
and feast upon this winning formula.
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"Linemen must never sit
at the same table as backs."
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"Offensive players must face the east,
defense the west."
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This is crazy!
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Look. Why don't you
just let B.J. do the dinner?
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She thrives on this kind of thing.
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I do! I really do!
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Hold on. I never said
I wasn't gonna do the dinner.
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Though I think a steak dinner bible
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that's bigger than the real Bible
is a bit much.
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See, yeah-huh, that's what I'm
talking about. This isn't your cup of tea.
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You know, you've never really been
a diehard football fan.
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Hey, I'm a fan!
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Do you have
a Wildcat tattoo on your fanny?
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- Really?
- [groans]
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It's very tasteful.
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[mouthing inaudibly]
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Let's just let B.J. handle the dinner.
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Oh, no. I'm not letting B.J.
handle anything else of mine.
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I told Van I was gonna do this,
and that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
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So, thanks for the fellowship
and the bible study,
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but if you'll excuse me,
I have to go find a compass,
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so I can figure out
which way to aim my tables.
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All right. But one word of advice--
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[Kyra] Steaks?
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Charcoal grilled and individually branded
with each player's number.
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Cute. Corn?
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Shucked by hand, soaked in butter
and served with football corn-holders.
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You're scarin' me.
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Hey, I don't have to have a Wildcat
on my fanny to prove I've got spirit.
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Okay! [chuckles nervously]
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Iced tea?
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Sweetened with molasses
and stirred by Jake.
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- That's enough stirring, buddy.
- I'm not stirring. I dropped my gum.
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[Cheyenne] Hi.
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Oh, there you are. Did you get everything?
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The potato salad was easy.
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Finding a coconut
shaped like Coach's head took a while.
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Hey, the bible calls
for Ed's Famous Potato Salad.
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This is Gerland's.
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[groans] I must have
grabbed the wrong one.
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You were probably excited
about finding the coconut.
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No, I should've never
cut through the baby aisle.
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I just stood there for five minutes
looking at all that stuff a baby needs.
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By the time I got to the potato salad,
my head was spinning.
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I'll go back.
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There's not enough time.
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But, Mom, it has to be Ed's.
It's a tradition.
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You just dump it in here,
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and now, it's Ed's.
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I think we just witnessed a miracle.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- [doorbell rings]
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[gasps] They're here!
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You get the bible,
you finish up on the potato salad
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and you, keep lookin' for that gum.
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Okay, championship pennants.
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Wine goblet filled with dirt
from the opposing team's field.
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Stuffed wildcat in attack position.
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Poor fella.
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Okay, wait, hold on.
Before you open the door,
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should I be standing here, or should
I go upstairs and make an entrance?
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Why don't we just rig a trapeze
and you fly in?
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Too showy. I'll make an entrance.
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Hey, Reba.
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Holy moly! This place looks incredible!
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You sound surprised.
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All right, Barbra Jean.
Go ahead and check around.
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- Here's the bible.
- Oh, I don't need the bible.
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I got it memorized.
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Both of them.
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Okay. If we're ready,
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Coach Harrell will lead the way
and tell you how pretty you look.
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Then the rest of the team enters,
and they kiss the hostess.
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Here we go.
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Hey, Reba.
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Whoo-whee!
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Don't you look pretty tonight!
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Thanks, Coach.
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- We gonna have a good dinner tonight?
- I hope so.
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I said, are we gonna
have a good dinner tonight?
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Yes, sir, Coach!
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All right then. Let's bring it on!
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[all] Go Wildcats!
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Oh, everything looks really great!
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Thanks.
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Hey, I'm a football mom now.
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Come on, Montgomery.
Quit hogging the hostess.
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Yeah, move it, Montgomery.
I got a whole football team to kiss!
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Uh, attention, everybody.
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I'd just like to take a moment to thank
our hostess for doing such a super job.
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And I think that we should
dedicate tonight's game to Reba.
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[all chanting] Reba!
Reba! Reba! Reba! Reba!
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Thank you. It's been my pleasure.
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You know, it's not every day a girl gets
to kiss every guy on the football team.
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She obviously doesn't
know Maria Cartwright.
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And now, if everyone will join hands
and bow your heads,
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Barbra Jean will say grace. Barbra Jean?
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All right. All right.
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Dear Gracious Lord,
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thank you for the wonderful food
we are about to receive.
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Tonight, we ask your favor once again,
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as we do battle in your name
against our archrival, Shadowdale.
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Help us play our best, O Lord,
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especially late in the game, when we have
a tendency to come up short on third down.
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- Amen.
- Amen!
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- All right, everybody dig in!
- Okay!
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Time for the Wildcat cheer!
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Hey, Cheyenne! Why don't you join us?
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Oh, me? Well, I'm not officially
a Pepette anymore.
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Oh, come on, Cheyenne.
Everybody wants to see you cheer.
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Yeah! It'll be like old times.
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Well, I don't know, you guys.
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I mean, I don't have my uniform on,
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and I hardly remember the routine.
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But if everybody wants me to.
All right! [chuckles]
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Hey Cheyenne,
why don't you "ready-okay" us?
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Oh, my God. Thanks, Luanne.
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Ready? Okay!
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We're going to rock 'em and sock 'em
and knock 'em till they drop.
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'Cause the Westchester Wildcats
are the cream of the crop.
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- [girls] Whoo!
- [cheers and applause]
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[all cheering]
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Oh, Mom. Thank you
for having this dinner tonight.
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I'm gonna go put on my uniform,
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and I'm gonna go sit with Marci
and Luanne at the game.
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It's like I'm back. [giggles]
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You sure are.
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Aww.
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We need more gravy!
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- Already?
- Jimmy thought it was soup.
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Reba, I just have to tell you.
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You have done an absolutely
wonderful job tonight.
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You know, it feels to me like
we're really sharing something.
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- You mean, besides my husband?
- [giggling]
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I'm so glad we can joke about that now.
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- [B.J. gasping]
- What?
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[gasps] Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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- Barbra Jean. Now, calm down.
- No, no, no, no!
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No! You got the wrong potato salad.
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- Let's not panic.
- You poisoned the team!
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00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,599
Potato salad is potato salad!
236
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,269
Oh, no, it's not. No, it's not.
Now we're gonna lose!
237
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,314
Barbra Jean. Hand me the bucket.
238
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,108
Everybody's havin' a nice little dinner.
239
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,985
Let's just keep this
between the two of us.
240
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:02,448
Okay. Okay, W-W-J-D. What Would Jesus Do?
241
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,868
Hey, where's that gravy?
242
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,369
Reba got the wrong potato salad.
243
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,331
We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose!
244
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,628
Apparently, Jesus would've ratted me out.
245
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:27,932
[B.J.] What are we gonna do?
246
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,267
What are we gonna do?
247
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:33,604
Oh, come on, y'all.
Let's not blow this out of proportion.
248
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:37,024
It was perfectly good potato salad.
You all ate it!
249
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,275
[groans]
250
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:42,154
Hey, Coach. If I barf up the potato salad,
do we still have a chance of winnin'?
251
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,073
I don't think so, son.
252
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,449
- But I like your spirit.
- [sighs]
253
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,036
I'm sorry, Bobby. I blame myself.
254
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,829
I never should've Reba do the dinner.
255
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,790
No, it's my fault!
256
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,291
I'm the one with no parents.
257
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,212
No. Actually,
it wasn't Mom's fault at all--
258
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,006
I'm sorry. I made a mistake. [chuckles]
259
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,841
Let's focus on the big picture here.
260
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,887
What is potato salad, anyway,
but a silly side dish?
261
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:10,474
Well, this might seem silly
to you, but it's not to us.
262
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:13,561
Ninety percent of the game
of football is mental.
263
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,772
And you just flushed that 90%
right down the crapper.
264
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,777
Coach, you're not
buying into this, are ya?
265
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,613
Hello? Coach?
266
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,284
Uh, no. No!
267
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:32,204
Because this is a team
that always gives 150%.
268
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:36,292
And 150 minus that 90%
that just went down the crapper
269
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:40,004
that leaves approximately 60%.
270
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:43,716
And that's almost half.
We're still in this people!
271
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,219
Yes, we're still in it! Come on, y'all.
272
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:51,390
The reason you win games
isn't because of the food you eat.
273
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,102
Although, you really shouldn't eat
such a heavy meal before the game.
274
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,229
But that's beside the point.
275
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:01,692
The reason the Wildcats are so good
is not because of what's in here.
276
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,527
It's because of what's in here!
277
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,778
Breasts!
278
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,449
No! Heart!
279
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,951
That's what wins football games!
280
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,287
All right!
Now, you all heard the little lady.
281
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:16,081
Let's hit the road! We got a game to play!
282
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,251
- Go, Wildcats! Go! Go! Go, Wildcats!
- Yeah! Come on now!
283
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,628
Yes! Yes!
284
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,757
Thanks, Coach. I appreciate it.
285
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,384
You killed us.
286
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:38,187
[gasp] "What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?"
287
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,941
Mom, who are you talking to?
288
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,485
Myself. Nobody else will listen to me.
289
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,112
Hey, why aren't you at the game?
290
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,073
I'm having trouble getting my uniform on.
291
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,616
- Can you zip me?
- Oh, sure.
292
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,493
- Okay.
- All right. Breathe in.
293
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,744
I tried that.
294
00:15:56,205 --> 00:16:00,209
[grunts] Honey, I'm sorry. This train
just ain't gonna make it up the track.
295
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,379
Who am I kidding?
296
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,674
It doesn't fit. Nothing fits anymore.
297
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:12,304
I'm trying so hard to be the old me,
but let's face it, I'm not.
298
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,555
Oh, baby.
299
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,058
You know when you want something so badly,
300
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,436
and then once you get it, you wonder
why you wanted it in the first place?
301
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:23,941
Yeah, that's pretty much how I'm feelin'
about throwing the Wildcat dinner.
302
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:29,989
You know, I used to live
for the drill team and kidnap breakfasts.
303
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,450
But I'm having a baby now. [chuckles]
304
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,995
I know this may sound weird,
305
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,123
but it makes
all that other stuff seem so silly.
306
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,708
Yep, that's pretty weird.
307
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,545
But, you know,
we all have to grow up sometime.
308
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,214
You're just having to grow up
a little sooner.
309
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,343
The curse of the potato salad lives.
310
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,261
What?
311
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,805
I just heard the Wildcats
are losing by 21 points,
312
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,223
and it's only the first quarter.
313
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,976
Wait, the team found out
about the potato salad?
314
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,519
Everybody must hate me.
315
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,604
Actually, it wasn't
your name they mentioned.
316
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,315
Better start thinking about moving, Mom.
317
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,027
Oh, for crying out loud. It's a side dish!
318
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,946
But it was my fault. Why didn't you
tell them that I did it, Mom?
319
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,990
It doesn't matter who did it.
320
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,534
You can't lose a game
because of the potato salad!
321
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,829
Not according to the radio announcer.
322
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,206
I cannot let you take the rap for this.
323
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,334
You wouldn't have had this stupid
dinner if it hadn't been for Van and me.
324
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,919
I'm gonna go talk to the team.
325
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,464
Cheyenne, your bra is showing.
326
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,674
Yeah, well, I need something
to get their attention.
327
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,804
[marching band tunes playing]
328
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,225
24-zip.
329
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,561
Coach, please don't make
us go back out there.
330
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,397
Now, I'm not gonna put up with
that kind of an attitude. I...
331
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,194
Oh, hell. Let's just try
to keep 'em under 50 points.
332
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,407
Uh, Cheyenne, you're not
supposed to be in here.
333
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,826
Well, I'm sorry.
What I have to say cannot wait.
334
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,495
Look, everybody, listen up.
335
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,955
God, it stinks in here.
336
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:07,544
There's been a mistake.
My mom did not buy the wrong potato salad.
337
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,754
I did.
338
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,925
So, you shouldn't be mad at her.
You should be mad at me.
339
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,261
[crowd cheering in distance]
340
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,474
Okay, that's all I wanted to say.
341
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,018
Thanks for coming down, hon.
342
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,440
Wait a minute.
343
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,153
My wife may have made a horrible,
344
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,031
horrible mistake, but...
345
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,827
She came down here
and took responsibility for it.
346
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:43,705
Now, that took guts! And she's been
puking her guts out, so she knows guts.
347
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,794
Now, why are we losin'?
Because of what we ate
348
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,672
or because we're lousy?
349
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:55,175
Or are we lousy because of what we ate?
350
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,183
I don't know.
351
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:05,811
Thank you.
352
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:13,944
Okay. Come on, boys.
We got a ball game to lose.
353
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:17,906
All right! Did someone order
Ed's Famous Potato Salad?
354
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,160
Come on. You eat this, you win the game.
355
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,578
The bible tells me so.
356
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,540
You heard the lady! Let's go!
357
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,960
[players whooping and cheering]
358
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,676
Nice play, Reba.
359
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:45,350
I came down here to rescue you,
and you ended up rescuing me.
360
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,644
That's what moms do.
361
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,442
Hey, how'd you get
Ed's Potato Salad so fast?
362
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:55,777
Shh.
363
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,114
- [chuckling]
- [laughing] You're bad!
364
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:09,374
- [cheering]
- [band playing drums]
365
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,544
- [all cheering]
- Yahoo!
366
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,006
What a comeback, boys!
367
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:19,468
- Wildcat history was made tonight.
- [whooping]
368
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,011
And I won 50 bucks.
369
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,973
Honey, you were amazing tonight.
370
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:28,477
Hey, guys! Great game! That was exciting!
371
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,437
[cackling]
372
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,480
[sighs]
373
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,404
[sucks teeth] Reba, I have
done you a terrible, terrible wrong.
374
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,824
Could you possibly find it
in your heart to forgive me?
375
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,451
Never.
376
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,665
Oh, you mean about the potato salad?
377
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,958
Oh, sure!
378
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,001
Now, who wants a kiss?
379
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,922
- [grunting]
- [giggling]
380
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,594
[closing theme music playing]